The massager features full-body water jet massage to relieve sore muscles and joints from your shoulders to your ankles without getting you wet, complete with aromatherapy, relaxing audio, and video. It uses 28 nozzles controlled by 28 microprocessors that shoot water jets replicating the principles of shiatsu, or “finger pressure” massage. The machine provides a waterproof pliable polymer sheet as barrier between you and the nozzles. You get to adjust water pressure, temperatures, and program the device to concentrate on specific muscle groups all via touchscreen LCD. Commonly used at five-star resort spas, the Hammacher Dry Watter Massager is yours for $29,500.00. If you are hot shot executive (with cash to spend), nothing beats the relaxing hot massage after a long tiring day at the office.